when you’re reading a book and the main character dies
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"